So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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