We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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