We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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