I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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