Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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