Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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