Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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