drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
