question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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