I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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