Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
