You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
