ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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