This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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