I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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