dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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