i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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