I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
whose ass print is on the piano?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
