Don't you send me to vm
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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