You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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