My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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