Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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