There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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