So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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