just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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