I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
