I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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