We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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