yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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