break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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