I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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