I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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