I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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