were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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