ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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