it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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