Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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