I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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