We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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