Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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