I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?