You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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