the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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