I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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