Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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