Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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