ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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