How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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