It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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