My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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