Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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