I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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