So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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