You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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