I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.