Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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